10. When you become famous they will make a wrestling figure out of your character, so you can always play with yourself in front of your mother and not get in trouble(or lectured about how you're going to go blind!)9. You get to roll around with big sweaty guys and later go take showers with them.8. Beautiful women at every show, often looking for a studly wrestler to show them the proper way of luv'n.7. The money, fame, and glory.6. Think 99% of pro wrestling is fake (see top ten reasons people quit).5. Only job where you can get paid to hit someone really hard in the testicles.4. Love physical abuse.3. Want to meet Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Sting, Luger, Flair, and the Black Ninja.2. Want to someday be the W.W.F. Heavyweight Champion.1. You are never too far from a good hot dog stand. |
10. Can't handle the rookie drill (extensive physical conditioning program). It makes them puke too much.9. Thought 99% of pro wrestling was fake!8. Found it hard to explain why they got pinned by Barry Horriblewitz.7. Got tired of faking injuries to prevent another loss.6. Found out there really aren't that many homosexuals in pro wrestling.5. Mothers and/or girlfriends and/or wives make them stop so it doesn't interfere with their burger flippin' jobs with benefits.4. Can't stand how bad some of the big, fat, sweaty guys smell.3. Basically they suck and find out.2. Too embarassed to get naked in the lockerroomand the number 1 reason wrestlers quit the HoPWF is.....1. Deep down inside they are just BIG pussies |
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